Bumper Stickers
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
- Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
- Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. (OR Save the whales! Collect the whole set.)
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
