ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS AND SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUAL FOR A CANON CAMERA (circa 1966) - Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
ON A HAIRDRYER - Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP - Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME - Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head.
