The Questions of Life
- Why can't we just spell it 'orderves'?
- Is there really a difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'?
- Why do they call it political 'forum' when most of us againstum?
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
- If ignorance Is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
- If Americans call ice-cream sandwiches Eskimo Pies, what do Eskimos call them?
- Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
- Could some Chinese food be so spicy that it'll Szechwan fire?
- If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
- If what goes up must come down, why is it so hard to lose weight?
- When you drop a peanut butter sandwich, why does it always land face down?
- What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
- If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Do babies think adults are cute?
- If you melt a pool full of dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
- Why must you hit you 'Start' button to 'shut off' your computer?
- If necessity is the mother of invention, then why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
- No matter how many TV channels you switch to, why do you always get a commercial?
- Have you ever noticed that when someone asks if you have a minute, they are really asking for twenty?
- If fingers get all wrinkled when you stay in the tub too long, why doesn't the rest of your skin?
- Why is laughter pronounced 'lafter' but by just adding an 's' at the front for slaughter, it sounds like 'slawter'?
- Why does it take all of that lighter fluid to start your barbecue when it only takes one little spark to start a raging forest fire?
- Why does such an inspiring sight as sunrise always have to happen at such an inconvenient time?
- Why do we spend 18 months trying to get our kids to stand up and talk, then the next 18 years trying to get them to sit down and listen?
