Phone Pranks

Call someone and say, "This is Avon calling. Would you like to buy some shampoo that bubbles and bubbles and bubbles " until they hang up. Then push redial, as soon as they answer say, "And bubbles and bubbles "

If you're talking on the phone with someone, and you don't like them or something like that, say, "Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up," and then hang up.

Telemarketer: "Hello, would you like to take advantage of our low rate credit card today?"
You: "Yes, that is if you can overlook my chapter 13 bankruptcy."