These are humorous sounds I have found throughout the Internet from different sources.
A PLEA: Awhile ago, my computer went screwy, and I couldn't get into any of my file saved in the windows folder. I had sent most of the sound files to my cousin on a disk, so most of them were salvaged, but there are two specific ones that I miss that I lost in the mess. The first is a quote from 3rd Rock From the Sun when Harry is talking about an X-Files episode he's writing. The second is (with a Scottish accent): "We have 3 sizes. Wee, not so wee, and huge!!" If you have either of these, I GROVEL AT YOUR FEET!! PLEASE, send them here!!!