Brains

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10/oz., a jar of regular scientist brains for $15/oz., and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800/oz.

The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip-off! Why are the lawyer brains are so expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

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A man finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains.

"You can have a doctor's brain," says the doctor. "That is $10,000."

The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to be a doctor. But what else do you have?"

"Well, there's the brain of a rocket scientist. That's $25,000," says the doctor.

The man says, "Wow! It would be neat to be a rocket scientist. But do you have anything left?"

The doctor answers, "I have one other. It's a politician's brain, for $1,000,000."

"One million dollars!" exclaims the man. "How can it be so expensive?"

"Well," answers the doctor, "for one thing, it has never been used "